The kind that has no clue of it being impossible to mate with a pillow. The kind that is always on the prowl for an unassuming leg to woo. (Sweeping the chosen leg off it’s feet, so to speak.) The kind that likes getting to know a person by sniffing the unfortunate soul in places where no dog should go.
The dog we have now is a first for us….a male. And while he’s had his share of Girlfriends around the house, legs are just not up his alley. Befitting of the rest of my never typical, “this-just-can’t-be-my-life” life? My dog harasses our (never to return) guests by sniffing……..their ears.
Jumps up on the sofa. Gets behind their heads and sniffs their ears. Incessantly. Are you clear yet on how embarrassing this is? How do you explain this to a person?
I have a deviant dog that finds your ears more of a turn on than your ‘thang?
(Notice I haven’t used one x rated word yet here?)
I am stumped and one stop short of carrying this dog around in a backpack or babysling. The non-returning guests are becoming a bummer.