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3 November 2009 32 Comments
  1. search-engines-imageWarm cheesy:  I can best attribute to: This Post.  Read it if you’re hungry. Sounds disgusting though, no?
  2. sister-in-law picked a name close to wha:  Someone out there in cyberspace has been drinking and typing..and it wasn’t me,. I have NO clue where I’m relevant to this search term.
  3. free naked toonkids:  About sums up my sex life (or lack there of).  Trying to be naked with kids around IS like a “toon”.
  4. how many days until summer 2010:  A constant reminder that everything BUT summer is insane, hectic and exhausting.  Because of  This Post, the search term above is found in my stats every single day.
  5. tgif:  I’m realizing I whine a lot. Not only do I complain about Fall, Winter and Spring, but I complain about Monday through Thursday too.
  6. commentluv+luxurious watches+wordpress:  I’m a complete disaster (more whining) because I’m always losing something. Reminder of how I lost a watch I had really loved wearing.
  7. “snoring” & “evolution”:  What I probably SHOULD have named this blog. 
  8. “evolution advantage to pms” as well as “is there an evolutionary advantage to pms”:  Hmmmm, I say, yes there is.  Especially the cranky part. As life gets busier, it helps us obtain ALONE TIME.  No one wants to be around a cranky, erratic woman. 
  9. heather armstrong is a bully: This one I have no explanation for. No where on my site do I mention her name. I do talk about her blog on This Post, however.
  10. mom son sleep naked: Had to laugh at this one.  Who googles this? I think that once they read This Post, they realized that sleeping naked when you have son (or daughter) at home, is pretty much impossible.

What are some of your web search funnies? Share them below in your comments and feel free to link them to the post you believe to be the culprit.

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  • November 3 2009 at 9:11 AM DG at Diaryofmadbathroom said:

    These are great. I love reading my search terms. The best one that I ever got was someone looking for “naked pictures of Andrew Zimmern”.
    .-= DG at Diaryofmadbathroom´s last blog ..I Never Said I Was Donna Reed =-.

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    Nancy
    @ on twitter.


    Replied on : November 3rd, 2009 at 8:03 PM

    I have to google who he even is! Am I out of touch?

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  • November 3 2009 at 10:13 AM Dawn
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     said:

    THose are funny! How do you figure that out? I’m kind of dense when it comes to computer stuff…
    .-= Dawn´s last blog ..Sunday in my city! On Monday! =-.

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    Nancy
    @ on twitter.


    Replied on : November 3rd, 2009 at 8:04 PM

    I posted below, the plugin I use for WordPress.

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  • November 3 2009 at 11:03 AM Lee the Hot Flash Queen said:

    I haven’t gotten any great search terms…or I just don’t know where to look…probably the latter.
    .-= Lee the Hot Flash Queen´s last blog ..To My Followers and My Commenters… =-.

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    Nancy
    @ on twitter.


    Replied on : November 3rd, 2009 at 8:04 PM

    I’m a geek, what can I say?

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  • November 3 2009 at 11:39 AM Maven
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     said:

    I will forever rue the day I wrote a blog called “I’ve Got Big Jugs” hat was all about buying discount wine.

    Or “Like Early Man Searching for Fire” – students all over North America looking for information for their school report are sorry they ever visited my blog – all about the day my husband learned how to put a voice message onto his cell phone :-)
    .-= Maven´s last blog ..The Fourth Kind and Other Movies People Like Me Should NEVER Watch =-.

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    Nancy
    @ on twitter.


    Replied on : November 3rd, 2009 at 8:17 PM

    I’m going to check out those posts of yours!

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  • November 3 2009 at 12:17 PM That One Mom
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     said:

    Very funny… I’m an idiot when it comes to searching. I really think I need to read “Google for Dummies”. It’s very sad, although, BFF finds it very entertaining.
    .-= That One Mom´s last blog ..How Soon is Too Soon? =-.

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    Nancy
    @ on twitter.


    Replied on : November 3rd, 2009 at 8:18 PM

    But you write really well and I bet you make great drinks.

    BTW, have you ever had a Pepper Mary from Houlihan’s? I am dying to find that recipe. They are awesome.

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  • November 3 2009 at 12:19 PM Unknown Mami said:

    Soon coming out of the closet will be on that list.
    .-= Unknown Mami´s last blog ..Top 10 Reasons You Know You’ve Lived in San Francisco Too Long =-.

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    Nancy
    @ on twitter.


    Replied on : November 3rd, 2009 at 8:23 PM

    What a memory! :)

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  • November 3 2009 at 4:19 PM kys said:

    The most interesting one I ever had was “stir fry lesbian”.
    .-= kys´s last blog ..Post It Note Tuesday: Hearth and Home Edition =-.

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    Nancy
    @ on twitter.


    Replied on : November 3rd, 2009 at 8:26 PM

    And where did that one come from?

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  • November 3 2009 at 5:24 PM jen smith said:

    ok – yes please do tell on how to do this — how do you find the search terms?
    .-= jen smith´s last blog ..a little cleaning up… =-.

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    Nancy
    @ on twitter.


    Replied on : November 3rd, 2009 at 8:29 PM

    I posted it below. Hopefully it helps you :)

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  • November 3 2009 at 8:03 PM Nancy
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    (author)     said:

    Here’s another one:

    naked mom after work

    For those of you that have wordpress, I use the WordPress Stats Plugin. It gives you referers and search engine terms.

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  • November 3 2009 at 9:18 PM blueviolet said:

    My google analytics are broken. I’ll live vicariously through you.

    I’m wishing that warm cheesy was followed by bread and mom and son sleep naked was followed by in separate bedrooms. ;)
    .-= blueviolet´s last blog ..Helping Not Hurting =-.

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    Nancy
    @ on twitter.


    Replied on : November 4th, 2009 at 8:12 PM

    Sounds yummy about now! (The bread part!!)

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  • November 3 2009 at 10:14 PM susan said:

    Mine are boring-I haven’t been around that long. (I started out with reviews of Cape May so I got queries under fobes travel and living, time travel formula, and formula of time travel, along with Cape May Diamonds…)
    .-= susan´s last blog ..Tunes for Tuesday =-.

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    Nancy
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    Replied on : November 4th, 2009 at 8:14 PM

    I love Cape May. We used to have a house about half an hour north of there.

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  • November 4 2009 at 8:49 AM Mom of Three
    @ on twitter.
     said:

    Oh number 2 has got to be about this post!

    My google analytics shows up some funny stuff too! Like “quiet my mom’s home!” and “my mom’s sweet feet stories” and the somewhat sad “my crush didn’t remember me”.
    .-= Mom of Three´s last blog ..Update and thanksgiving =-.

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    Nancy
    @ on twitter.


    Replied on : November 4th, 2009 at 8:16 PM

    How smart of you!!!! Forgot about that post! Thank you :)

    Sweet feet? What post does that go to?

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    Mom of Three
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    Replied on : November 4th, 2009 at 9:31 PM

    Pretty sure it goes to this one.
    .-= Mom of Three´s last blog ..Today =-.

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    Nancy
    @ on twitter.


    Replied on : November 4th, 2009 at 10:23 PM

    I do believe you are right!

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  • November 4 2009 at 10:56 AM NathanRising said:

    I think my funniest ones so far are “cannibalization of the little guy,” “baby pokers” and “baby with scissor legs”
    -Jen
    .-= NathanRising´s last blog ..An Arsenal of Boogers =-.

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    Nancy
    @ on twitter.


    Replied on : November 4th, 2009 at 8:18 PM

    What kind of sick blog do you have? ::I love your blog::

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    NathanRising


    Replied on : November 5th, 2009 at 1:25 PM

    LOL!! Thank you, I love your blog as well!!
    -Jen
    .-= NathanRising´s last blog ..Green Jello =-.

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  • November 4 2009 at 12:07 PM submom
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     said:

    Oh gee. No.10 is pretty disturbing. LOL. What kind of blog are you writing here?! ;-) I love posts where people share search terms that led to their blogs. I don’t get any funny ones. The best so far are “what serial killer looks like” and “nose dripping hours”…
    .-= submom´s last blog ..There should be a law against laziness… (Wo)man up, Award Time! =-.

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    Nancy
    @ on twitter.


    Replied on : November 4th, 2009 at 8:18 PM

    lol and what posts do those go to??

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    submom
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    Replied on : November 5th, 2009 at 10:04 AM

    Nothing nefarious: the serial killer one went to the post where I complained about WordPress smilies looking like a pervert. The nose dripping one went to the one where I talked about Neti Pot.
    .-= submom´s last blog ..There should be a law against laziness… (Wo)man up, Award Time! =-.

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  • November 7 2009 at 8:50 AM Jane said:

    I can’t believe I missed this post! “My son was sick” is my only excuse! Great post! Love #3! What’s a toonkid?
    .-= Jane´s last blog ..Jane’s Own Make A Difference Saturday =-.

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