I am Jewish and the excitement Santa generated for him has always truly amazed me. Is this the last year for Santa in our house?

Apparently, tooth fairies have really come a long way since I was younger. Who knew I could have written a note asking for something other than the silver dollars I used to get?

I know it’s only August and I realize that I’ve never written you before, but I am thinking maybe it’s time I sent a letter in.

I appreciate your thoughtfulness with the large assortment of pretty loofah sponges and bath gels/salts/scrubs/washes/candles/robes you’ve given me over the past 16 married years. So please don’t think I am an ungrateful person. I just would hate to see you bring me things that I’m already pretty stocked up on.

So if you could……..