If Evolution Really Works.... » puppy http://ifevolutionworks.com how come mothers have only two hands? ~Milton Berle Sat, 21 Jan 2012 05:28:20 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Weekend Lessons http://ifevolutionworks.com/weekend-lessons/ http://ifevolutionworks.com/weekend-lessons/#comments Mon, 27 Jul 2009 03:18:55 +0000 Nancy http://ifevolutionworks.com/?p=257
  • Never leave your cup of coffee unattended with a dog present (especially when it’s a 7lb puppy). Caffeine does not fare well with them. The energizer bunny will lose the race.
  • You WILL run into an ex boyfriend, eventually. Just hope that it’s not while you’re at the supermarket. Also hope you’re not wearing a baseball hat with your grey roots STILL showing despite the hat. Or in your “I got my period today and feel like a complete mess” clothing.
  • Make sure to hit “save” now and then if you are working on a project on your laptop. Especially when there is a thunder/hail/lightening storm going on. Three hours of work is a lot to lose.
  • If a bowl of cereal looks like it is a little too full. Go with your gut….it IS too full. And if you think it will end up falling before your child makes it downstairs. It WILL end up falling before your child makes it downstairs. Your dog however, will enjoy the frosted flakes with his morning cup of coffee.

    • and finally:

    5. Fake a stomach ache now and then. It will get you a good hour or two to nap and escape the madness.

    And that’s just from Sunday. Happy Monday!

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    I’m sitting here now on this very comfy chaise sofa, feet stetched out in front of me. Puppy laying against me. Everyone here is asleep. No television on. The window rattling snoring my husband serenades me with has not begun yet.  And I think to myself there is nothing more luxurious or comforting than…….complete silence.

    I better hurry up to bed before that snoring begins……….

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