Here’s the true test:

You can sit in the other room and not hear one kid “whining” the other kid’s name. You know the whing I am talking about? Kind of high pitched and about 30 letters long. An example for you: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

I was told today that 75% of all women will spend money each month on shoes. This stat only shocks men. In fact if you ask a woman: “What do 75% of women spend money on each month?” The 75%-er women will answer it correctly. I did. Of course it was a man that pointed this statistic out to me.