Collection: Stupid Things and Vents

13 August 2009 12 Comments

THAT show should be renamed to Jon & Date & Kate Plus 8.

Pageant toddlers are creepy to me.

I can not tolerate stupidity at all. I mailed you your football weight cards twice and sent you 4 emails reminding you to bring them tonight. No, I’m not buying that you didn’t get the two packages and 4 emails I sent you. But at least now I “get” where your son inherited that blank “I don’t understand” look from. Fine family feature. ::: insert eyeroll:::

Snoring should be grounds for divorce. The average snore is is between 60 and 90 decibels. I’m comfortably sure that the snoring going on at this moment is about 120 decibels. The best earplug can only block 33 decibels. Clearly, you can see why divorce is the only option here.

PMS can be brutal sometimes.

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August 13 2009 at 6:22 AM Niki said:

I’m with ya on the pageant toddlers. It’s creepy to dress little girls up like show girls, escorts and swimsuit models; with their big hair, make-up and fake tans. I really don’t get it.
.-= Niki´s last blog ..Hope, Endurance, Adversity =-.

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August 13 2009 at 12:04 PM dee said:

ok this is funny and PLEASE dont start me on jon and kate…they wait to have 8 freakin kids to…i can’t even speak on it.
.-= dee´s last blog ..My Mom’s A Certified Fang Banger =-.

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August 13 2009 at 12:35 PM beth said:

i actually love jon and kate now because they make us look like model parents. great post!
.-= beth´s last blog ..and reality comes crashing back… =-.

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August 13 2009 at 1:39 PM Me
@ifevolution on twitter.
(author) said:

Maybe it’s me, but Kate’s face looks different on the show to me vs last year.

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August 13 2009 at 2:58 PM beth aka confusedhomemaker
@beths_confusion on twitter.
said:

Kate uses Botox, I am sure of it.

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August 13 2009 at 3:42 PM amie
@AmyatGITR on twitter.
said:

“Jon & Date”-hilarious. Yeah, TLC shows are ridiculous but I can’t seem to get enough.

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August 13 2009 at 5:40 PM KathyB! said:

John and Date… tee hee!
.-= KathyB!´s last blog ..Sometimes I just walk away =-.

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August 13 2009 at 6:46 PM Unknown Mami said:

OMG! Pageant toddlers are the creepiest! I cannot stand the make-up.
.-= Unknown Mami´s last blog ..13 Weeks =-.

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August 13 2009 at 9:30 PM Brittany at Mommy Words
@mommywords on twitter.
said:

John and date..haha so funny. I can’t beleieve they are still doing the show! Great post – vents are GREAT!
.-= Brittany at Mommy Words´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday – Watch Out Little Ladies! =-.

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August 13 2009 at 9:48 PM Me
@ifevolution on twitter.
(author) said:

The ratings for that show will probably be off the charts this season. I’m sure he’s glad. He’s got his Ed Hardy tee shirt addiction to support. Oh…and the kids too.

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August 13 2009 at 9:57 PM Scary Mommy said:

It’s all just so disturbing. I keep my reality TV to messed up adults, the kids make me to sad.
.-= Scary Mommy´s last blog ..The Greatest Wedding Gift Of All =-.

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August 18 2009 at 8:33 AM Me
@ifevolution on twitter.
(author) said:

I pretty much do too. I think I’ve seen J&K&8 maybe twice in all the time it’s been on. But then news about them seems to be everywhere. Jon’s a complete dope, but that’s a topic in and of itself.

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