I used to be smart. Now I’m parenting smart. There’s a difference.

I am Jewish and the excitement Santa generated for him has always truly amazed me. Is this the last year for Santa in our house?

Don’t get me wrong, the teacher is a lovely woman, however she is past retirement and is very out of touch on what decade this is.

Or a pseudo snow day at least…..

Gizzy is the first male dog I’ve ever had. I’m not sure why it worked out that way, but I’ve always had female dogs. I had no idea that male dogs hold a special attraction for all things inanimate. Pillows, mats, stuffed animals. I’ll end the list there.