I’m so not ready for this “teenage” child thing. Granted my son is only 10, but if Halloween is any indication of what lies ahead, I am in trouble.

It is with a smile that I ask the following of you, now that you are back home from your 3 week trip. You were missed, however there are some things I would like to ask of you now that you have returned…..

I am a junkie and I am weak.

You’ll either have more respect for me after reading these, or think I’m a complete disaster. I am guessing I may lose a few followers after this.

Warning: This post is not family friendly in content.